Monday, July 27, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Nasi Babi Guling
In Bali, Nasi Babi Guling is one of the famous local cuisine. Very similar to our siew-yuk rice (烧肉饭）.
Hilarious Jokes
1.Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'
2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.....
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'
5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '
6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'
一张纸 & 2009新概念
毕业一张纸，奋斗一辈子；
婚姻一张纸，折磨一辈子；
做官一张纸，斗争一辈子；
金钱一张纸，辛苦一辈子；
荣誉一张纸，虚名一辈子；
看病一张纸，痛苦一辈子；
悼词一张纸，了结一辈子；
淡化这些纸，明白一辈子；
忘了这些纸，快乐一辈子!
一个中心：
一切以健康为中心。
两个基本点：
遇事潇洒一点，
看世糊涂一点。
三个忘记：
忘记年龄，
忘记过去，
忘记恩怨。
四个拥有：
无论你有多弱或多强，一定要
拥有真正爱你的人，
拥有知心的朋友，
拥有向上的事业，
拥有温暖的住所。
五个要：
要唱，
要跳，
要俏，
要笑，
要苗条。
六个不能：
不能饿了才吃，
不能渴了才喝，
不能困了才睡，
不能累了才歇，
不能病了才检查，
不能老了再后悔。
Friday, July 3, 2009
Bali Tour Guide / Driver - Recommended
Tour Guide Name : Mr Iketut Radiasap/s: I am NOT BEING PAID OR RECEIVING ANYTHING IN RETURN for this posting. This is just meant to help those who are travelling on their own and need a tour guide.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Just Friends??
I love you more every day,
My name I long for you to say.
Do you know just how I feel?
Do you know this love is real?
Sometimes I wonder what you think.
When you hear my name, do your cheeks turn pink?
Do you dream about me every night?
Wish to hug me and hold me tight?
Do you think we're meant to be?
Together forever, you and me?
These are the questions that run through my mind,
Your way into my heart, you did find.
It drives me crazy as to what I should do,
Should I risk a friendship and confess to you?
Or should I keep my feelings inside,
Keep them locked up, let them hide?
I just don't know what to do anymore,
My heart it aches, my heart it's sore.
I love you more than you could know,
And I don't want to ever let you go.
So even if I'm just a friend,
I'll always love you until the end.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
"MBA"
For people who wish to continue their study after they got their degree, they will tell you that they are getting a "MBA".
For Men who married but still wish to flirt around ladies (or even better, man too), they will tell you they are "MBA" - Married But Available
My good friend told me that "MBA" represent "Married By Accident" in his country. However, I have disagree with him, telling him that married by accident should not be happenned in this new generation. Although he was puzzled of my statement, but I didn't have a chance to tell him the reason and I came back to Malaysia. I hope he would see this: the reason is, in this generation, as long as you have needs, all you have to do is just to make a turn and you can find a convenient shop (delta dewata or 7-11 or K-mart) around the corner (you can have all kinds of supplies...).
Bali Highlights - Kerta Gosa
Monday, May 25, 2009
Best Poem of 2006
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
生命不是用來尋找答案
Story:-
銅鑼聲
有二位年輕人從鄉下來到城市，歷經奮鬥，終於賺了很多錢，後來年紀大了，就決定回鄉下安享晚年，在他們回鄉的小徑上，碰到了一位白衣老者，這位老者手上拿著一面銅鑼，在那裡等他們。
他們問老先生：「你在這做什麼 ? 」
老先生說：「我是專門幫人敲最後一聲銅鑼的人，你們兩個都只剩下三天的生命，到第三天黃昏的時候，我會拿著銅鑼到你家的門外敲，你們一聽到鑼聲，生命就結束了。」
講完後，這個老人就消失不見了。
這兩人聽完後就楞住了，好不容易在城市輕辛苦了那麼多年，賺了這麼多錢，要回來享福，結果卻只剩下三天好活。
兩人各自回家後，第一個有錢人從此不吃不喝，每天都愁眉不展，細數他的財產。心想：「怎麼辦？只剩三天可活 ! 」他就這樣垂頭喪氣，面如死灰，什麼事也不做，只記得那個老人要來敲銅鑼。 他一直等，一直等到第三天的黃昏，整個人已如洩了氣的皮球。終於那個老人來了，拿著銅鑼站在他的門外，〔鏘〕的敲了一聲。他一聽到鑼聲，就立刻倒了下去，死了。
為什麼呢 ?因為，他一直在等這一聲，等到了，也就死了 !
另外一個有錢人心想：「太可惜了，賺那麼多錢，只剩下三天可活，我從小就離家，從沒為家鄉做過什麼，我應該把這些錢拿出來，分給家鄉所有苦難和需要幫助的人。」
於是，他把所有的錢分給窮苦的人，又鋪路又造橋，光是處理這些就讓他忙得不得了，根本忘記三天以後的銅鑼聲。好不容易到了第三天，才把所有的財產都散光了，村民們非常感謝他，於是就請了鑼鼓陣，歌仔戲，布袋戲到他家門口來慶祝，場面非常熱鬧，舞龍舞獅，又放鞭炮，又放煙火．到了第三天黃昏，老人依約出現，在他家門外敲銅鑼．老人〔鏘 ! 鏘 ! 鏘〕地敲了好幾聲銅鑼，可是大夥全都沒聽到，老人再怎麼敲也沒用，只好走了。這個有錢人過了好多天才想起老人要來敲鑼的事，還正納悶：「怎麼老人失約了 ? 」
moral of the story:
當一個人處於絕望的時候，若能展現積極樂觀的一面，承擔眼前的一刻，不必擔心以後的事情，就不必怕哪一天銅鑼會響，也不必特別去聽那一聲銅鑼的聲音。絕望將不再是絕望，卻反而可能是另一個轉機呢!當手中只一顆酸檸檬時，你也要設法將它做成一杯可口的檸檬汁。
证严法师说：“生命是享有，不是拥有。”
生命不是用來尋找答案
也不是用來解決問題的
它是用來愉快的過生活
「能解決的事，不必去擔心；不能解決的事，擔心也沒用。」
Sunday, April 26, 2009
A Story to live by
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was alwaysthere for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only seethe world, I will marry you.'
One day,someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandagescame off, she was able to see everything, including herboyfriend..
He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' Thegirl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. Thesight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expectedthat. The thought of looking at them the rest of her lifeled her to refuse to marry him.
Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to hersaying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for beforethey were yours, they were mine.'
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Moral of the story : This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.Only a very few remember what life was like before, and whowas always by their side in the most painful situations.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Mathematics of Men and Women
ROMANCE MATH
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Salak South Toll - to be demolished
[News taken from Sin Chew Daily 24 Feb 2009
（吉隆坡）《星洲日報》探悉，工程部長拿督斯里莫哈末再因將在週二（2月24日）宣佈拆除吉隆坡新街場大道（BESRAYA）位於沙叻秀來回方向的沙叻再也收費站。這是工程部繼2月13日宣佈廢除新班底大道位於PJU2往吉隆坡方向的收費站後，巴生河流域第2個被當局宣佈廢除的收費站。.....]
Another toll to be demolished and stop collection. This is good news to all drivers that using that route daily.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Lawyers... oh! Lawyers
These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?'
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Is this a trick question?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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And the > best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes,it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
"FAIR"!!
MACC always been fair
Written by zen
Monday, 23 February 2009 00:09
Datuk Seri Ahmad Said Hamdan, the chief commissioner of the MACC (Malaysian Anti Corruption Commission) has slammed the Pakatan Rakyat for claiming that the agency is practicing double standards. He said "This is normal of them. When the spotlight is on their leaders, they will stop at nothing to accuse us of double standards, selective prosecution and so onTo them, whatever we do or say is always not right," said a senior official who did not want to be named.” Another MACC official supported the opinion saying that “We have always been fair. Although this can affect the government's image, a lot of government officers, including senior police officers and ministers, have been arrested and charged with bribery. He was merely answering their questions. Since becoming the ACA director-general in 2007, the media-friendly Datuk Seri (Ahmad Said) has never failed to answer all questions posed by reporters, regardless of the sensitivity of cases. We do not pick and choose. Whoever commits corruption, we will come in, regardless of political parties or affiliations." -Zen, MalaysiaToday
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Moral : not all government department work very slow one... sometimes they "are" really perform....right??
Sunday, February 15, 2009
How should I do to marry a rich guy?
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I' m going to say here. I' m 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with$500k annual salary or above. You might say that I 'm greedy, but an annualsalary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of$500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I doto marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someoneis going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New YorkCity Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the namesand addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I 've met a few girls who doesn 't have looks and are not interesting, but they areable to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be yourgirlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
Here 's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
Dear Ms. Pretty,I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyzeyour situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than$500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marryyou. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside,what you 're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty ' and 'money ' Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.However, there ' s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but mymoney will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can 't be prettier year afteryear. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset,and you are a depreciation asset. It ' s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will bemuch worried 10 years laterBy the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, datingwith you is also a ' trading position' . If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term ... samegoes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, butin order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or ' lease' . Anyone with over $500k annual income is not afool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice thatyou forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.Hope this reply helps.
If you are interested in ' leasing' services, do contact me signed, J.P. Morgan
BUSINESS LOGICS
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitudeshould be positive
Friday, February 13, 2009
from Ah-Sun: National Pride
This is Malaysia - and you should know
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee
NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, air-cond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t remove make-up, haven ' t shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara ", depressed, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING NICE:
Running For UMNO
NATIONAL ANSWER FOR "WHERE ARE YOU"?:
-on the way.
NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
-10 minutes
NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler... inclusive of chicken meat? :)
NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la....
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!
NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'
NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.
NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!
NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER-FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS:
....dunno. (It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle east.)
NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning knowhow, thank you very much.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
..... everybody doing what lah............
NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days
NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):
........ give them minum kopi lar......
Thursday, February 12, 2009
[（霹靂‧怡保）退出行動黨，成為親國陣的獨立州議員許月鳳的住家週日（2月8日）下午遭人丟雞蛋和撒冥錢，相信是要藉此發泄他們對許月鳳的不滿。
當記者詢問許月鳳的鄰居時，他們對此不知情，只指數名男子週日下午約4時，在許月鳳的住家面前丟雞蛋和撒一堆冥錢，停留數十秒便離開。
News from Sin Chew Daily dated 02-09-2009]
On the day of Chap-Goh-Mei, Mrs H house was gifted with eggs and hell-notes from the hell bank. The neighbours have become deaf and blind, all they worry about is they hope those who wanted to give a gift, try not to give to the wrong house. For me who grow up in a kampung (in ipo too...LOL), I'm have no difficulty imaging all the Ah-So and Ah-Suk, cursing the family starting from 18 generations of the ancestors until the next 3 generations, during CNY somemore...huhuhu. If time should turn back, do you think the same decision will be made???
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'
His new bride said: 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Management Story No. 2
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.
Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!"
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"
They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd !"
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"
Scene : As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.
Moral: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.
Management Lesson in the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Management Stories No1
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"
Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more."
Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"
The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.
Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"
Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV.
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"
The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.
Scene : Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.
Moral : IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.
Management Lesson in the context of the working world :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES
Friday, January 9, 2009
A good test about entry stage to Alzheimer decease.
Someone sent this to me, saying this is a REAL neurological test. And if you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist.
1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999699999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999
3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
The Stage at Night
Source : Sin Chew Daily
Night fall and the city lighted up. Somewhere , no matter it's a dark corner or an area full of light, no matter it is a busy street or a quiet residential area. There is someone, still awake, doing something.... The most popular stage when night fall:-
1. Mamak Stall
2. Disco
3. Back Lane :-P
4. Road side fruit stall
5. Kara-ok
6. Bar and Bistro
7. Airport
8. Mc.D
Joke: Letter from Ah Beng
Only us - Malaysians and Singaporeans can appreciate and enjoy this...
Dear Ah Lian
Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.
I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye.....
Worm regard,
Ah Beng
Monday, January 5, 2009
PBB's staff CNY blues
Last week, my friend complaint to me that, many of her collegues not happy with the management of PBB. CNY 2009, de big Boss decided to have company CNY dinner on Chor-2 (2nd day CNY and it's tuesday), a flyer was send out early for all the staff to inform the management if they would attend the dinner and the result, of course, definately poor (hey, what do you expect? CNY is about spending time with family in hometown after all).
CNY is on Monday and Tuesday, most of us (working people), would take the whole week off and go home to papa & mama. However, this old man (I assume maybe all his children refuse to stay for CNY after de 1st day), he have done the one selfish things in de world that make thousands of his staffs curse him on CNY, he ask his so called management to "inform" the staffs that whoever 'unable' to attend CNY dinner on the 2nd day of CNY, then, he/she would not be allowed to apply for CNY leave and have to start work on Wednesday. Kanasai!!!
Nowadays, major employers in Malaysia suffering from mental problem. I, as myself, is one of the victim and have been fighting a labour case with my ex-employer for 4 years, and still fighting.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Latest Versions of A-Z
Source : Sin Chiew Daily
Date : 31.12.2008
Over generations, we are learning "A for apple", "B for Boy", "C for Cat", " D for Dog" & etc. Untill today, we are still using these patterns of learning and even teach to our next generation. However, on 31.12.2008, the staffs of Sin Chiew Daily have created a new versions A-Z that I feel like sharing with everyone.
A for Apology: one of our friend apologised b'cosz he was caught in DVD that he did some adult thing in the same hotel same room
B for BN
C for Correct, Correct, Correct
D for Dr. M
E for e-filling
F for ????
G for ???
H for Hindraf
I for ISA
J for Jalan : Jalan Alor change to Jalan Kejora ????
K for Kopitiam
L for Landslide
M for Melamine
N for National Service
O for Obama
P for Political Party
Q for Quit
R for Recession
S for Smoke
T for Toll
U for UMNO
V for Vanish
W for World Heritage
X for X (tat pangkah for election)
Y for YB : Yang Berhormat
Z for Zakaria
