Management Stories No1

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"
Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more."
Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"
The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.
Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"
Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV.
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"
The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.

Scene : Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.

Moral : IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

Management Lesson in the context of the working world :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES

A good test about entry stage to Alzheimer decease.

Someone sent this to me, saying this is a REAL neurological test. And if you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist.


1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.


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2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

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3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..

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The Stage at Night

Source : Sin Chew Daily

Night fall and the city lighted up. Somewhere , no matter it's a dark corner or an area full of light, no matter it is a busy street or a quiet residential area. There is someone, still awake, doing something.... The most popular stage when night fall:-

1. Mamak Stall
2. Disco
3. Back Lane :-P
4. Road side fruit stall
5. Kara-ok
6. Bar and Bistro
7. Airport
8. Mc.D

Joke: Letter from Ah Beng

Only us - Malaysians and Singaporeans can appreciate and enjoy this...

Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye.....

Worm regard,
Ah Beng

PBB's staff CNY blues

Last week, my friend complaint to me that, many of her collegues not happy with the management of PBB. CNY 2009, de big Boss decided to have company CNY dinner on Chor-2 (2nd day CNY and it's tuesday), a flyer was send out early for all the staff to inform the management if they would attend the dinner and the result, of course, definately poor (hey, what do you expect? CNY is about spending time with family in hometown after all).

CNY is on Monday and Tuesday, most of us (working people), would take the whole week off and go home to papa & mama. However, this old man (I assume maybe all his children refuse to stay for CNY after de 1st day), he have done the one selfish things in de world that make thousands of his staffs curse him on CNY, he ask his so called management to "inform" the staffs that whoever 'unable' to attend CNY dinner on the 2nd day of CNY, then, he/she would not be allowed to apply for CNY leave and have to start work on Wednesday. Kanasai!!!

Nowadays, major employers in Malaysia suffering from mental problem. I, as myself, is one of the victim and have been fighting a labour case with my ex-employer for 4 years, and still fighting.

Latest Versions of A-Z

Source : Sin Chiew Daily
Date : 31.12.2008

Over generations, we are learning "A for apple", "B for Boy", "C for Cat", " D for Dog" & etc. Untill today, we are still using these patterns of learning and even teach to our next generation. However, on 31.12.2008, the staffs of Sin Chiew Daily have created a new versions A-Z that I feel like sharing with everyone.

A for Apology: one of our friend apologised b'cosz he was caught in DVD that he did some adult thing in the same hotel same room

B for BN

C for Correct, Correct, Correct

D for Dr. M

E for e-filling

F for ????

G for ???

H for Hindraf

I for ISA

J for Jalan : Jalan Alor change to Jalan Kejora ????

K for Kopitiam

L for Landslide

M for Melamine

N for National Service

O for Obama

P for Political Party

Q for Quit

R for Recession

S for Smoke

T for Toll

U for UMNO

V for Vanish

W for World Heritage

X for X (tat pangkah for election)

Y for YB : Yang Berhormat

Z for Zakaria