LET THE BAK-GUA STALL REMAIN

Look! How happy she looks!!!

No matter what's our respected (yeah right!!) YB Rais said, I think our newspaper is no more relevant as those hard copy have no media freedom at all.

I was browsing throw The Malaysian Insider this morning and i come across this news from Argentina with a big headline:-

PORK BETTER FOR SEX THAN VIAGRA, SAYS ARGENTINA LEADER

The article was written like this "Argentina’s president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra yesterday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork...."

President Cristina Fernandez encourage everyone by saying, "Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go."

FUYOH!!! What a good news for all the Malaysia guys...hehe, but...but.... this good news is not suitable for our Muslim friends though, they gotta get tongkat ali for that... wakakaka

Anyway, for non-muslim friends, you guys are darn lucky as CNY just around the corner, there a tonnes of bak-gua stall available especially at night. You can get as much bbq porky as much as you can.

Farniiieee Jokes

Why divorce?

* In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to
divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge.
* She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
* The judge asked, "How do you know?"
* She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

Love Your Enemy

* From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month
after
I die I want you to marry Samy."
* "Samy! But he is your enemy!"
* "Yes, I know that! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

Wedding Ring

* At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
* The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Why?

* "Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be
home
that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's
arms.
* "Why, Dad? Tell me why!"
* Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she
didn't get the fax."

Same Service

* A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers
and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's
all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs
around barking."
* "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same
service!"

Talk about Husband

One woman told another: " My neighbour is always speaking ill of her
husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have
I ever said anything bad about him?"

Love To Do

* A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door
and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her
every
time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
* "I would love to. "Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well
enough."

No Answer Back

* A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts
shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer
her."
* One of his friends asked. "And when you are angry, what do you do?"
* The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the
house and none of them dares to answer back.

Come Home Late

* A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came
home
late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
* "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband
came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out:
"Is
that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
* "Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?"
* The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."

Problem Father

* "You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
* He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
* "But that's wonderful," I said.
* "What's so wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.